Monday, June 16, 2014

Swift & Supersonically Snappy Short Review #16: Orchid Lake Candles' Lemon Lavender

As I astutely mentioned in my last post, summer is upon us, rearing its ugly, hot, annoying head like a malfunctioning dryer stuck in a garage. Or a sauna. Minus the smelly feet. (....where do I come up with this crap? LOL)
Orchid Lake Scents' Lemon Lavender
Cold Rating5.5/10
Lit Rating: 3/10
Throw Rating3/10
Overall Rating3/10; one of my favorite scent combinations ever. Unfortunately, this scent shot just couldn't muster any throw. Also, not strong while warming, only bare medium on cold sniff. Lemon smelled sweet on cold sniff, but weak. Some one ounce scent shots perform better than other one ounce scent shots. Not being able to smell anything makes me angry. Buying wax faster than I can melt it. Waste is bad, mmmkay?? Orchid Lake is now Wilma Handmade. The Flinstones. Dirty feet. Smelly feet. Horrible garage smells. Full circle.


  1. Willlllmmmmaaaaaaa! Sorry about this dud! But guess what?! That lemon lavender muffin you have floating in your stash is gonna knock your socks off! >exposed feet... Lemon lavender muffin will distract from odor!< I melted mine yesterday and mourn it's passage.

    1. YAY!!! I am so glad the RG lemon lavender is throwing like a champ! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH feet, LOL! <3

    2. Yeah, now get to melting those muffins! =P



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