Saturday, October 10, 2015

Swift & Supersonically Snappy Short Review #97: Tiffany Candles' Blue Raspberry Slushie

Yesterday was October 9th, 2015.
In the beginningish of fall.
Leaves should be crumbling beneath Ugg boots, light, supple breezes should be wafting in the sky, and basic bitches, like myself, should be drinking pumpkin spice lattes and congregating in droves with our other basic bitch friends.

INSTEAD, IT WAS 100 DEGREES YESTERDAY AND I AM NOT HAPPY.
So, I figured, why not melt something summery in fall as I cry hot, sweaty tears into my hands? :'(
Tiffany Candles' Blue Raspberry Slushie
Cold Rating: 7/10
Lit Rating: 8/10
Throw Rating7.5/10
Overall Rating7.5/10; a lovely, incredibly accurate scent. Super sweet with a bountiful, childish fruity smell. 3 teddy tarts, 1 per melt, very fragrant. Medium-high throw. Melted in bathroom, which has an aroma that reminds me of 7/11 in the best way possible. Smells "blue." Thoughts of cooler items. Love of slurpees. Sticky, syrupy fun. Heat in fall. San Diego weather. HOT TEARS. Everything above minus Ugg boots, because UGH.

2 comments:

  1. The heat. Ew. Hope relief comes soon. PSL slurpees?

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    1. Relief is nowhere in sight, looks like it's going to be 80+ all week again! :(

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