Monday, May 25, 2015

Swift & Supersonically Snappy Short Review #76: Tiffany Candles' Blueberry Marshmallow

I realize you cannot see this tiny tart, but I have ruined so many damn shirts because of wax that I sometimes get in the habit of refusing to pull things out of baggies because I am running out of clothes. #deal
Tiffany Candles' Blueberry Marshmallow
Cold Rating7/10
Lit Rating: 7/10
Throw Rating6/10
Overall Rating7/10; apparently Tiffany's blueberry is one I can tolerate! Sweet, creamy, and slightly realistic mixed with slightly muffiny goodness. But no muffin?! Wanting to make muffins. Just as long as they aren't blueberry. AWWWW, CRAIG!! Bastard always complains about me making him muffins. Off trackness! Medium throw, lasted 5 hours in the bathroom. Sweetness filled the air and it was wonderful!! This tiny, tiny shape/sample! Loving her marshmallow scent. Blueberry hater. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Maybe subconscious fear of blueberries due to Willy Wonka???????? Maybe being turned into a blueberry gal in wax ever so slightly?? I'm blue, dahbahdeedahbahdie, dahbahdeedahbahdie!!!!


  1. Blueberry can be iffy for me too. Glad you liked this one! I melted a few blueberries recently and didn't care for them. Adam loves blueberry muffins and blueberry cheesecake. Violet turned into a blueberry and had to be juiced. That is probably tramatizing.

    1. Streetman and Rosegirls blueberry are definitely the best ones out there, but this Tiffany blueberry is making me add it to the list! I think I am bitter because I over-saturated myself with blueberries years ago. Blueberry muffins are good! LOL @ VIOLET. That was really horrible to see, but now as an adult, she shouldn't have been chewing so loud!!!


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